Behold Ye Now the Merrye Comedie of Aaron P. Taylor & his Men

CHORUS:
Two households, unalike in dignity
In Tiger Beatdown, where we lay our scene
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny;
Dude's based his whole damn world view on his peen.

SOME POSTER (hereinafter named "Mercdouchio"):
Wow! you really twisted his words around... Don't forget that the dancing woman started this. She approached HIM and had the audacity to ram her ass in his groin. According to his article, he was dancing alone and she came up to him.

CHORUS:
From woman's boldness springs all misery;
To dance and not to fuck is trickery!

MERCDOUCHIO:
Secondly, he is not a rapist, he walked away from the situation. He just thought that OTHER men might not be so forgiving.

CHORUS:
He doth forgive! He shall not now thee rape,
Though thou hast made his peen into a jape!

MERCDOUCHIO:
Wow! what a crime, lets lock up Aaron, for thinking that some guy has the POTENTIAL to harm another woman by misreading the flagrant flirtatious behavior (IMHO also extremely classless).

CHORUS:
To rape is sin, yet shows it no less class
Than letting Aaron Taylor touch thine ass?
Methinks Some Poster doth protest too much
That ladies make men rapists by their touch.

MERCDOUCHIO:
Aaron clearly does not approve of rape in any way, and you twisting his words to serve a tired argument (women aren't responsible for their behavior), is damaging to telling women that this COULD happen.

CHORUS:
But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is a post on Aaron Taylor's site!
See what course of appeasement now he takes
For women raped, who call his words a blight.

AARON P. TAYLOR:
What I’m saying is, women need to stop always playing the victim role - i.e. the “OMG, I was doing absolutely NOTHING to bring this incident upon me“ role - and start taking responsibility for their actions, actions that can - sometimes - contribute to a guy wanting to sex her without her consent... to all the rape victims who have commented on the article and verbally bashed me for being insensitive to what they went through: please take heed that I am NOT doing that. I am fully aware that there are women (and men - nobody ever brings up the fact that men get raped, too) out there who get raped and didn’t wear a skimpy outfit, or tease a guy, or give a guy any impression that she wanted to have sex with him... Maybe I’m wrong for thinking that a woman might actually be SMART and INTELLIGENT enough to take responsibility for her actions, or realize that, while men SHOULD be smart enough back off when she says no, not all men are going to do so after she’s been giving them signals all night that indicate she’ll kiss or have sex with them.

CHORUS:
Pro-rape? Is not a rapist's conscience served
By saying that some rape is undeserved
But only that which doth befall the "smart?"
Thou hast a dick; now grow thyself a heart.
Is not a woman's body hers to give
Or to withhold, as long as she shall live?
There never is a story of more woe
Than this, of men who cannot hark to "no."

Exeunt Dancing Woman, the Sexist, assorted Jezebels, the Sister of Shakespeare, Various Gentlefolk of Comment, Mercdouchio, Aaron P. Taylor, and the Beater of Tigers, who is Bored.