Friday, November 14, 2008

Do You Know Why...

... this would be a good idea? Because you wouldn't have to listen to me yelling about this business for the next four to eight years, that's why. I know he's probably not going to get it; still, the fact that he was even considered is gross. ("Dump our toxic waste in Africa, you say? Ladies are dumb, you say? I, President-Elect Barack Obama, who was raised by a single mother, have relatives in Kenya, gave a shout-out to women's suffrage during my acceptance speech, and have stated repeatedly the importance of strong diplomatic relations and internationalism, think that's swell!" Dude: do not even.)

Yes, that's right: I am the American Voter, and I demand token appointments! I will ruin your dinner party until I get them, too. Sorry, but that's just how democracy works.

1 comment:

  1. I am trying hard not to jump on the Obama-do-not-sell-out-so-fast wagon. And yet I am so fast to the Obama-do-choose-Hillary-as-Secretar-of-State-Wagon! Oh, let's call the whole thing off.