And the Lord Said: Thou Shalt Not Meet Thine Dates on the Facebook...

... nor shalt thou convene with them in the bars, nor in their apartments, nor go unto them on All Hallow's Eve and eat of the roast chicken prepared there. (Guess what I'm doing tonight? PARTY.) 

This is a pretty obscure commandment, actually, but Melissa McEwan points out that at least one Hell House is dedicated to preaching it: 

A girl makes friends with a guy on Facebook. They decide to go out on a date. When they meet, the guy brutally rapes her. A demon emerges from the shadows, sneering, and tells her she deserved it. She shouldn't have agreed to meet someone from one of those sinful online communities.

 

Here I thought I was being safe! I sure have learned a lot this week. For those keeping track, here are some places you should never show interest in boys, lest you get a deserved molestering: 

• Clubs
• Bars
• Any location outside of your apartment
• Your apartment
• The Internet
• Planet Earth