Friday, October 10, 2008

Best! Heist! EVER! (Almost.)

Leaving aside, for the moment, the pun-heavy "that's what she said" style of this article, I am disappointed to note that the two "thugs" who robbed a Canadian sex toy store did not take any of the Hitachis.

How can you pull a vibrator heist and not steal any Hitachis?

Dudes*, your girlfriends are going to be so pissed.

*
The thieves' gender is not specified in the article! I'm just assuming that they are guys. Why? Because they have bad taste in vibrators. Also, I'm a sexist.

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