So, I thought I was going to miss the Mad Men finale, and then it turns out that you can find it online!
Ha ha, no, this is from Saturday Night Live, and I am a dork for posting it.
I can, however, confirm that Steps #1 and #2 will actually work on a real live woman! Try it. She says, what are you thinking? You say, I... do not know. Perhaps... I never have. She says, wow, you're deep. Or she would, if she could talk through all the smooching.