Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Today Is the Day I Share

So, I looked up "smoking withdrawal" symptoms (no patch today, check me out) and then I got this:
Feelings of being an infant: temper tantrums, intense needs, feelings of dependency, a state of near paralysis.
No, really. Also, crazy dreams! Like: one of my favorite writers opened a bookstore, and it had a special section marked "Pathetic Books," and I went to that section, and found all of my diaries there.

I do appreciate the fact that, when my subconscious is mocking me, it manages to be kind of funny.

1 comment:

  1. I need my Tiger Beatdown! Where have you been? Are you okay? Are you stuck in a ditch somewhere? Are you working to fix the nation's economic crisis?