Today Is the Day I Share

So, I looked up "smoking withdrawal" symptoms (no patch today, check me out) and then I got this:

Feelings of being an infant: temper tantrums, intense needs, feelings of dependency, a state of near paralysis.

No, really. Also, crazy dreams! Like: one of my favorite writers opened a bookstore, and it had a special section marked "Pathetic Books," and I went to that section, and found all of my diaries there.

I do appreciate the fact that, when my subconscious is mocking me, it manages to be kind of funny.