Monday, December 1, 2008

Santa Claus Is Coming

To town!

And, by "town," I mean "your vagina!"


Now, here's the beauty portion: this is an ad for emergency contraception. That's right: Santa has a special present for you this year, and it is a bastard child. He wants to squirt his magical sparkling pine-tree scented spunk into your womb (it tastes just like candy canes - would you like Santa to prove it?) and impregnate you with his ageless elfin spawn. Don't let Santa get away with this! Take EC!

Also, how many people do you think recreate the above-pictured scenario every year? Lots, I am thinking. In other news, EW EW EW EW EW.

[Via this via that.]

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